Post by jacktheknife on Jan 21, 2012 11:50:21 GMT -5
Gentlemen,
Despite my motorcycle wreck and coma 2001, I have not had a general practitioner Doctor since my old Doctor, Dr. Jose Neuman got his license pulled for tit grabbing. I looked on a list of Doctors who take Medicade/Medicare and found a Doctor to get a yearly checkup and found one named Kakarla from India. My therapist from Tom Landry Center was from India and Anita was great! I loved her! Indian medical professionals are very very good!
Doctor Kakarla told me to stop drinking beer and I was aghast! But after thinking about it I have decided to stop drinking beer. It is good I stocked up before he told me that and am drinking up the last of the 110 beers and the half gallon of Tequila and after that is gone I won't drink beer anymore, really.
I woke up this morning and didn't even want a beer but am having to force myself to drink up the last of the beer and Tequila.
I was thinking that I spend $300. a month on beer; and what could I do with an extra $300. a month. I spend half of my disability check on beer; and with an extra $300 I can eat better. Steak and shrimp rather than a pound of hamburger a week. A new kitchen sink, a new tractor starter button, blade steel for the knife shop, a big propane tank {I have been using two 10 gallon tanks I used to use roofing} computer repair and dozen of new {old} movies.
Hell, I just got a $300. raise!
I used to brew my own ale and drink all the time but as Doctor Karkarla said:
" Your health depends on you not drinking beer!"
{And me sitting there in my Sam Adams T shirt with: "Just brew it" on the front.} I am just a played out old trapper and want to live a long time. My house will get fixed up faster, I'll eat better, have gas to run around on, I always get more work done without any beer/ale, and my friend from the 4th grade Randy told me just the other day:
"Jack I think I am turning into an alcoholic because I don't drink beer any more but just cheap bourbon."
I don't mean to preach. If I were healthy and rich I would just get another Doctor but I ain't. I want to live a long time and one day get another piano. {I studied music at the University of Texas and played piano for 25 years} I can get a piano and play Bach, Chopin and Sigmund Thalberg! Eat steak rather than tortillas and beans, replace the windows in my house and fence the rest of the land before I am dead. I just wanted to mention that to y'all.
{Now to get back to drinking up the last of the beer and tequila}
Thank you...
J. Winters von Knife
Well like usual Jack, I didn't get much more than the first sentence behind me before you had me spittin coffee. 
